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Graphic T-Shirt — "Your wiener isn't small, brother. The world's just really big."

$24.82
Comfort Colors® Colors: White
Clothing sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
SMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings quiet, tongue-in-cheek humor to everyday wear. The soft, lived-in cotton and relaxed fit invite you to reach for it on slow mornings, late-night hangs, or when you want your outfit to say something a little sardonic without yelling. The muted print sits low-contrast on the chest, so the message reads like a private joke between friends. Durable double-needle stitching and a tubular, seam-free body mean this shirt keeps its shape and texture through many wears and washes — the color will mellow and the fabric will soften into something you won’t want to stop wearing. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, it slips easily into a casual wardrobe: layered under a flannel, paired with worn denim, or worn solo with joggers for movie nights and low-key gatherings.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for comfort and durability
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with garment-dyed softness and texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting wear
- Sizes S–4XL and 58 color options; consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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