S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This garment-dyed tee brings quiet humor and nostalgic charm to your everyday wardrobe. The soft, heavyweight cotton feels lived-in from the first wear, and the relaxed fit drapes easily over layers or stands alone as a statement. Centered on the chest is a whimsical photo of a toy train with the understated caption “Thomas is finally a real train.” It reads like a private joke — gentle, ironic, and a little wistful — that sparks smiles when you catch someone else looking. Wear it to casual meetups, relaxed weekends, or museum runs where dry wit and comfort matter more than trend cycles. The muted, garment-dyed finish gives the shirt a vintage vibe that pairs well with worn denim and canvas sneakers, blending comfort with a subtle, tongue-in-cheek personality.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable comfort
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction
- Sizes S–4XL, pre-shrunk with sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean