No Clankers Allowed T-Shirt — Funny Retro Robot Prohibition Tee

20% off

$19.85$24.82

Comfort Colors® Colors: White

Clothing sizes: S

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a playful prohibition: a retro robot inside a bold red “no” symbol with the words “NO CLANKERS ALLOWED.” It wears like a lived-in favorite — soft, slightly faded color and a substantial weight that drapes comfortably without clinging. The design reads as tongue-in-cheek rebellion: technical, nostalgic, and a little defiant. Wear it to signal you’re part of a community that prefers quiet gears, vintage tech vibes, or just appreciates sci-fi humor. It looks great layered under a flannel for a meet-up or worn on its own while tinkering in the garage or browsing a con convention. Thoughtfully garment-dyed, the shirt gains personality with every wash, making the graphic feel naturally integrated into the fabric rather than printed on top.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed construction for soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched hems
- Size range S–4XL; sewn-in label; available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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No Clankers Allowed T-Shirt — Funny Retro Robot Prohibition Tee

20% off

$19.85$24.82

Comfort Colors® Colors: White

Clothing sizes: S

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a playful prohibition: a retro robot inside a bold red “no” symbol with the words “NO CLANKERS ALLOWED.” It wears like a lived-in favorite — soft, slightly faded color and a substantial weight that drapes comfortably without clinging. The design reads as tongue-in-cheek rebellion: technical, nostalgic, and a little defiant. Wear it to signal you’re part of a community that prefers quiet gears, vintage tech vibes, or just appreciates sci-fi humor. It looks great layered under a flannel for a meet-up or worn on its own while tinkering in the garage or browsing a con convention. Thoughtfully garment-dyed, the shirt gains personality with every wash, making the graphic feel naturally integrated into the fabric rather than printed on top.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed construction for soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched hems
- Size range S–4XL; sewn-in label; available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product